Jezuzfuckingkryst, ERIC!!! Do you have to let the universe know you reached orgasm? Are you trying
to stop fucking traffic in Hong Kong?! Can you shriek your freaky bitch scream
from a fuckin' higher pitch? Shattered glass is falling from high-rises on the streets
below just because you got yourself ‘blowed’. You’d think you just ejaculated
the fucking Empire State Building with that bellow, but instead it’s just
your ‘little buddy’ havin a sneeze while blowing his nose. He’ll go back to bed
right off, I’m sure….sleep soundly through the night. But the drama, the
terror, you must have caused - the shock wave set off car alarms in Madrid. And
set off a suzzanna alert in the South Pacific.
‘Sue who’? You mean like Amber...?
I mean...'Tsu -
nami',
What’s
the second name?
What
‘second name’? It’s a natural phenomena, not an Asian party-girl. How bloody
blotto are you?
Plenty.
I know...
Pity. She sounds interesting. Can I just lie here and enjoy my after-glow?
No
fartin’.
That’s
a big part of the relief…
Well,
if you haven’t noticed, there has been NO relief on this end of the engagement,
and your awful air won’ help…
Aw,
yes, THAT end. Let me see it again? Damn. Lovely, it is. Look at that! So
round, so plump…
FIRM!
So
firm and plump …and round.
Thank
you.
Melonesque
That’s
usually reserved for breasts, actually…
Oh…..
Not
these breasts mind you, but fuck-off if they don’t meet your measure.
They
seem to meet my measure just fine.
Speaking
of ‘measure’…
Oh?…
you mean buddy? C’mon
now, he’s about normal size, from what I’ve been reading…current studies
show...
Oh?
Curious about it are you? I can’t comment about size really, I have had only a
small sample size.
What!!??
In
terms of ‘volunteers’, silly. “Numeric Test Samples!", as in 'DATA', stupid...
You know what that means? - You
should get out more often.
You
should drop in more often…
Well
you know, ‘the research project’, and those odd hours…
Don’t
I, though.
Sometimes
we just have to blow it off...
We
could do that, too. Want more scotch?
We
have more? Not very likely.
Damn.
Right you are. Gonna have to be rum.
Rum
is fun. Got ginger beer?
Does
this place look like a bar.
Not
one I would frequent.
Nor
I. Besides I am pretty blotto, myself.
While
I’m in the immediate area…are you ready for your Aria!?
You
telling me “Intermission” is over already? OK! In that case, Mi-Mi…Mi…I just might be.
Allow
me to dim the lights for the second act.
The
play must go on…
Oh,
look, it’s a little stage. Curtains open...
And, you make your entrance...oh.
V
