Thursday, March 24, 2016

LOOKING FOR LIPSKI






There was no reason for Lipski to wander off, but


wander off he did. At first no one noticed. A guy...a


summer's night...who knows, and who cares?


Then the chatter happened. Slowly at first, but


getting more frantic:



"Where's Lipski?"



"Lipski's missing!"



"Have you seen Louis?"



(Which threw me at first, because I only knew him as Lipski, and I've known him, his whole life).



Pretty soon the town was hunting for Lipski. All the volunteers in the Fire Department, they showed up. One of them brought a dog, thinking maybe they could detect a scent. His mother shared some underwear, it was all she could readily get her hands on, having done the laundry that very afternoon. The dog sniffed them, howled, and took off. We were all encouraged. But the dog stopped at the highway. He paced back and forth nose to the ground, but Lipski, it seemed, was in the wind.



By now it was almost dawning and folks were tired.


Someone had the notion that they needed a break,


so it was decided we take shifts in the search.


Dealing with limited resources, we really had no


choice. We decided to set three, twelve hour shifts,


staggered so one team rests, while two continue the


search. Handbills were handed out, news flashes


were generated, but the news is only news for a few


days. Two weeks was an eternity, and the news had


to move on. So, too, had people's lives, and most


returned to the necessary routine of their every day.


(There were a couple of investigators from the County, but they had a backlog, and 'how much time you going to spend...?' )



Only Lipski's most loyal friends remained.



It really didn't matter. We lost Louis Lipski that night.





It turns out, Lipski had had this 'thing' for a girl and he left the fair to pursue her. They had only met that afternoon at the Cyclone. Each of them addicted to the sharp, neck-wrenching, shifts in direction, the dizzying way  it makes you feel when you exited, you didn't want to stop, so you got back on...and again, and again...they coalesced in the centrifugal coincidence of the pairing, and partnered up in a chemical manner.

They were a great team, anticipating the 'snap' before it happened, laughing at the whip, daring it to whip harder. Finally the poor girl got sick and they both were covered in the results. They exited the ride as soon as it was over. She, so embarrassed, ran into the crowd. He followed, but lost her. He caught a glimpse of her being driven off in a black sedan. He ran after it, but to no avail. But he didn't give up...didn't come back where we could comfort him...commiserate with him...no, he impulsively caught a bus headed East, which is all he had to go on, so off he went. He never had a chance of finding her, but he took the excuse, and ran. Damn him.









V

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

HANKY PANKY

 
Rebecca would tell you the same thing. She and I were cohabiting that weekend. It was, what it was -  nothing serious.

(I mean, seriously, can you see me with her?)

It was a fling…a ‘thing’, nothing more. In fact, let me check my calendar. I think that weekend was a seminar, and, if so, I always take note. I’ll bet it puts us in the same proximity. Be happy to check. Of course, before I do so, I’ll need one thing from you – a good reason to do so.



Dorothy.



Good lord, you wouldn’t go tattling on me for such a ‘minor occurrence’? Hell’s-bells she barely registered on the "meat-meter". That can’t count! If it’s going to count then why not name the Countess, or Savannah, or the ‘nun-with-no-name’… but, not Rebecca!



I see…



You see what you want, but Dorothy can’t be a part of this matter.



Oh, but she is. She is the crux of the matter.



Oh? Well, what about Val?



What? What about Val?



Seems you have your own crux to bear.



You wouldn’t dare…



Oh, most certainly.



Val was only a temp…



As if that matters. Plump little thing…



I disagree.



Does she always laugh with that annoying giggle…



I found it charming…contagious, even.



Each to their own, but you get my point?



There are children involved...twelve years! You can’t drudge up some whizbang tussle I had in the coat room…



If that’s what it was, it must have been special for you both.



It was a ‘moment’…an alarming spark…it was clumsy, verging on grotesque.



I would imagine, with all the ‘coats’, and scarves, and… rubbers…



You keep shut about Val and I’ll not mention it to Dorothy.



Deal. Now let’s wash up and get back to our desks or they’ll be accusing us of hanky panky!



Good Lord!




V