Saturday, December 26, 2020

vacations (tuna)


Ethan's holiday wasn't long enough. He was slack and dejected as he packed his old cardboard suitcase. No need folding old laundry, just jam it in and shut the lid. He sat on the edge of his bed, the sun just rising, premature as usual, but already in anticipation, his bus wasn't due for another two hours, right about check-out time. So much stress. He thought to go the 24 hr. diner next door for a quick breakfast, but then thought his stomach might not travel well, and finally made an ill fated choice - taking a tuna sandwich along on his trip might not be such a bad idea. Yes, indeed.

As it turns out, his holiday coincided with the peak of dreary season on the seashore, which he now reasoned was reflected in the very-off-season bargain rate. It was his birthday weekend and all he could afford on his meager paycheck, but now it all came into focus.

Gloomy fog ruled the day, every day, with drizzle in the morning, drizzle at night, and drizzle intermittent in between, with a glint of sun. But, so be it, packed tight but insufficiently bundled himself, Ethan ventured into this dense haze of morn in search of his tuna sandwich.


He took a stool at the counter and studied the tired menu, knowing in advance what he could afford, but toying with his decision for sport. Menu skimming while pretending it was an open book. The meatloaf tempted him, but how fresh could it be at 7 AM? Odds are it was a leftover from yesterday, if not the day before.

He had a coffee while he waited. It too, was miserable, warmed overnight on the back-burner, rendered down to a thick black bitter mess. The waitress, that nondescript amorphous being, appearing, disappearing, on cue, slipped the check under the brown paper sack.

“Take your time,” she said, slipping away again.

“You waiting for the bus?” came the voice, from the dim light of the back corner.

“I am. Who wants to know?” Then from the shadows a man emerged, walking gingerly, slouched badly, come walking toward him.

“Anybody sittin here?” He tapped the empty stool next to Ethan with his cane.

The kid looked around. “I dunno, place is pretty busy...”

This drew a chuckle from the old-timer. “Headed East or West?”

“West, Why?”

“I think I may have bit-off a bit too much, thinking I could manage this trip on my own...”

“Where to?”

“Central Valley. California.”

“Whoa, that's a far drive...”

“Too far?”

“Never far enough. You need a driver? California here I come.”

“You sure, son. I gotta trust you the entire route...can't be backing out”

“Dad, the gates of heaven just opened so wide, I am...I'm awestruck!”

“A simple 'trust me' would suffice.”

“At your service, Sir.”

They shook on it.

“Now order some breakfast. It's a long day and a long road to go. I'd suggest “The Big Mama”...

“Huh...oh, sure, whatever you say. I am wide open.”

“ Best maintain a tight grip on that.”

“I..wha?”

“ Never show you hand.”

“Ah! Didn't see that one coming.”

“We'll have plenty of time to work on our communication ...and education.”


Ethan surprised himself and consumed the entire Big Mama. It sat heavy in his belly, but once they hit the road he loosened his belt, and was constantly assured it would endure the day's voyage. Now, we'll see if the old man can endure the resultant gastronomic gases. Could be, 'windows down' halfway to Oklahoma, but it was his suggestion, so he must be aware of the consequences.

“How'd you know about The Big Mama?


“Used to pass through here on a regular basis. Always ignored the place, but had occasion to stop, and once I stopped, I never stopped anywhere else in the region.

Part of my many problems is my gut give out. Now I got to eat baby food strained through a goddamn diaper!'

“ooohhhhhh....”

“I didn't say it would be easy. So, yes, I know the joint by heart. Hell, I helped closed it up one Christmas.”

“They actually closed on Christmas?”

“Just that one year. Turns out a bunch of us where snowbound and isolated so we got to drinking, a lot, because there was a lot of time to kill, and during which we managed to convince the also-inebriated owner that no one was going to travel this road in a snowstorm, so he best take the opportunity to make a break, soon, when they project a short clearing between storm fronts and get home to his family. Those of us who could, all because traffic westbound would only follow the slow moving storm, well, we half-joking offered to mind the place until help arrived. He was a trusting soul, or a lost one, but he surprisingly agreed. We watched as he worked frantically, wiping the bar, straightened the shelves, taking the money box, and locking up 'the good stuff' with a lock that wasn't worth a squat. Last minute precautionary measures, complete.

“Last one out...” as he started out.

“Get's the lights!” was the refrain.

“...and locks the door.”

We acknowledged his command, and wished him well. He was so trusting no one had the heart to disappoint him, although most, if not all in attendance, were highly tempted. But any thoughts of disorderly activity in said bar, curiously dissipated as a whistling wind whipped the door shut behind him, and found us in a silent moment, before it fractured in bawdy laughter.


He was headed to his in-laws, where he would have a lousy time, get snowed in yet again, then followed a snowplow down the mountain at 20 mph, with long and frequent stops. Ten hours of driving, and five days late, they arrived. Over the course of their extended stay he had much time to reflect on his actions. Yes, he could be in a lot of trouble he came to realize, and regretted ever leaving the place behind, in the hands of a rowdy crew of strangers and regulars and not sure he trusted either.

So the dread followed him as he returned. He pulled into the empty lot. Stepped out of the car and examined the exterior of the long low building. No damages he could see.

He found the door locked and secure, as requested and sighed some relief. He pulled out his key-chain and addressed the lock. It complied. Entering in morning light, the place was quiet as a church, as if in anticipation of the expected recognition of it's immaculate condition. It was spotless and orderly. He was struck. And on the bar was a tall beer glass stuffed with bills and a note on a napkin that read:

 

         “Thank You, Sir, for your trust – peace be with you.”





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Thursday, December 10, 2020

ESTER LEFT


 

 


 

Ester turned on the light, though she knew she would not be home tonight. Before she locked-up her tight little pad she scanned the drab space and sighed . One never knows how the night might turn. Could be carnal, it could be drab, or it could be polite. She wasn't sure she wanted 'polite' tonight. One might yearn for the safety of home, instead of an eve of debauchery. Options open, she ventures out, anticipating a mate or two, a drink or two, a drug or two...or maybe three, and at that juncture, who cares who joins in. She was aggressive, seeking someone, something, to slug it out with her, and not bemoan the outcome no matter how bloody. She damn well deserved to own her debauchery. Walk away clean, but roughed up. Mean, but willing to retreat, comforted by defeat. Or she might opt for the consolation of her own pad to lick her injured paws and swollen brow, in case things got out of hand. 

After all, pain came with the game.

 

 

  V

Saturday, November 21, 2020

Pugh Knew - '11



J.J. Pugh never wanted you to know. That’s why he disappeared. He didn’t care to be missed. Didn’t matter. What really mattered is that the ripples he left behind dissipate as quick as possible, any memories of him expunged from theirs. J.J. was through.

Not that it takes that long. Out of sight out of mind, and JJ was gone before he knew it. They didn’t care. No one went looking. No one wondered. No one called his disconnected number. No messages from his past.

He was finally alone and set free from any sense of obligation or responsibility. But it hurt deep.

In a canyon in a desert he screamed his lungs raw, his throat course….for hours…for a night….and still could not expunge the pain. By morning he had awoken facedown to a glorious sunrise, watching lavender shadows draw with the light, ripples of wind, and the hoarse croaking of desert birds, and the smell, like a dry crackle.

Survive the night and face the day. The night will only cool you, but the day will cook you. JJ was in a bunch of Mess. Scorpions danced across the stage in front of him. His head against the sand, he watched them on the horizontal – the angle of his perspective. They danced like fucking floor show. Close, moving closer, pinchers rising, tails curling. He was a big problem in their lives. JJ could take a hint and split.

It took no effort at all until he got to the highway. Once there, he caught his breath. Walked out to the middle of the deserted desert stretch, looked long at nothing, and wept.

(He was a bit of a weenie, but it was justified. He was fucked.)

Pugh knew he was through unless a vehicle came into view. Fair enough a rationalization, and, wait...yes...even a reality! Or just a hallucination born of desperation? An illusion of disillusion.

He was lost in body, but witness to his own mind for the first time.

He was aware that what mattered to him at this juncture, bore no real effect on everything around him. The vast flat forever. The battered ribbon of an old highway wandering off to nowhere. Himself just a speck. Barely a pixel. Insignificant and indistinguishable as tumbleweed or roadkill.




V




Monday, October 19, 2020

Scrub / Butch's Botch - ('14 Revised)






 
 
 

 
It was my birthday. It rained. One of those July downpours that they call 'buckets', come in off the lake, and requiring buckets for a summer cabin with a roof compromised of poor old shake, and holes through which you see the sky But there wasn't a bucket among us. Read on, and you won't be surprised.

Didn't bother us much. We were 'away'. Twelve of us in all. All six cabins occupied, We wondered why, what with the Fourth upon us, and all?...but, the roofs immediately leaked the answer to the question, and now drenched, we understood how we got in...so sneaky cheap.

“Saps! We was taken!”

But, in reality, it didn't much matter, Hell you're only young once. You need stories to tell. This is where they start. Something to laugh about when you go back to work. Something to tell the kids when they are born, if ever...and memorable, only if you can remember, by making it so. But now wasn't the time to think of that...no...not the time to think at all. Fall would be here before you know...somberness arrives... with oh-so dreary, Winter...and his bitch-wife, Snow....no. This was summer …ours…and this was to be a Vacation to remember.

We had just arrived the day before...old Pontiacs, Chevy's and Fords. Rainbow-parked in an arc to shed headlights on the our new homestead. Six shacks. We unpacked and had one heck of a party. Six packs of hot dogs, and buns...eight cans of beans. Plenty of salty treats. And it seemed no one wanted to be caught short of hydration....the most beer I've ever seen…at least at that early age. So, maybe now, you get a sense of the scene.

A couple of the brew-plied fella’s got surly and the rest broke it up. A few of the girls gone tipsy, ran out to the woods and puked. A ritual first night.

The sky was a lovely, starry canopy... but down below, wasn't so pretty at all. And there could be some truth to the rumor that the dogs were bad because we all were called at some point into the night, even those that abstained, and that don't seem right.

Ruth Ann, the girl that came with me, had some great expectations of what our lives were going to be. I did not harbor those same dreams, but she was willing to accommodate readily, eagerly willing to seduce me, and do to me whatever I desired! 

“I love to ‘obey’…” she was quick say.

And yet...
She was naming and numbering children:

"Number One is a Boy...Alden."
“Number Two…naturally is a girl named after me, only she will be Ann Ruth...isn't that cute?"

....and on she went, until finally naming and explaining, all 'seven'. So you see what I mean? If this was foreplay, for the way it's going to be, then I needed more beer immediately

So I got a little drunk.

But on an 'often Torrential...eternally Humid' night, no stars in sight, the cabins a blight, we all took to our vehicles.

Windows steam. The wet sweat of body heat. Some cars rocked, while others sat still in the night. Me and Ruth Ann...? She took care of me by hand, but I was in no shape to share…so her night wasn't grand. She wanted "off"...or out...so I opened the door.

"Benny this isn't funny. I don't want to see you anymore."

She crawled in back and went off to sleep. Me upfront with a beer...so sufficiently Relieved.

That's when I saw the flash go by. Something white, caught quick in lightning's light. Switching headlights on, I saw her run into cabin number One. Which one was she? The blonde? Who'd she come with?...where's she from?

Oh yeah. Butch. One of the brawlers. Natch'... Drunk and belligerent, probably tried to maul her.

Butch was now bellowing, like some rutting elk stag in the dense woods. (I can only imagine...never heard one.)

Now he came into mybrights’…he staggered and covered his eyes.
 "Hey!? You saw her! Where'd she go?!"

I switched my wipers on, pretending not to see clearly. He approached and slammed my hood with his brick fist.
"Hey! Excuse me...!" It was on. He caught me with a hook coming out the door, but I held to the handle and didn't take the fall, instead faltered back, gathered some slack, then swung the door hard and it smacked him flat. Dumped him in the car with Ruth Ann...no, not in back...then went off  to look for the girl. He might have hurt her…I sure hoped not. I got to One, and knocked gently on the door. Didn't want to spook her anymore.

"It's not Butch." "Who is it?"
"You don't know me."
“I don't know anyone. I shouldn't be here. I owed a favor to my brother...”
“If your brother set you up withthe Butcher’, he's some sick sibling.”
“…Whole family is…not fair to single him out.”
“I see...and you?
“What?”
“Will you open the door? You realize that beast could dismantle this place with his bare hands? And I 'knocked' …politely.”
“It's still raining...”
“I am standing proof.”
“Why don't you go back to your car. Leave me be. Stay out of it.”
“Too late. I’m in it. Butchy's in my front seat...out cold....same as in the back, with my date, asleep.”
She opened the door...finally.
She WAS young. Seemed almost a girl. A waif. Wet, washed by rain, clean, hair plain and straight…barely a teen. The ceiling drained countless falls from above, and not mere trickles at all. She had found a corner in which to huddle. Wasn't much left to wonder, through that wet white dress, nothing not to be seen.
“We can't stay here.”
I got the keys.
“That's why he's so angry!”
“Do you want to sit in he car?”
“Do you want to go home?”
“Are you serious? Steal his car?”
“We swap cars. He's in mine, I'll leave the key on the seat.”
 “You'd do that?to HIM!...for me?”
“I'll deal with him. I have my own reasons to leave... “
“I see.”

She was not as young as I had perceived... least that's what she claimed. Deirdre was her name. She was two months short of eighteen. So we were close in age. Close in the car. Rain stopped shortly....windows down...still muggy, still steamy. We drove and listened to the radio mostly.

By dawn we were back in town. I bought her breakfast. It seems, between the weather and melodrama, neither of us had eaten the night before. And, now, when we did, we both ate like we’d been starved, and relished the appetite in the other. Fellow food-wolves, ravaging plates with gusto. She slapped the ketchup bottle toward her hash brown mound, but found..splat! ...too hard!…me splattered...like I'd been raked by rapid fire. I fell to the floor. A woman screamed but we calmed her, and said we were sorry. We all had to laugh. People were soaking napkins in water and offering to blot, but my Florence Nightingale knelt beside me and blotted out each bloody spot. I was saved.
I was also as mess. As was she. We'd been beaten, while camping, and stomping through muddy bottoms, on wet cots, shoe rot...stunk a lot…we needed to bathe. She couldn't go home that way. I had a place to stay. We paid and slipped away.

“You shower first.”
You shower with me”, and held out her hand.
“You're not eighteen...”
“No actually I'm twenty two, No one believes me...I know.”
I was now with an older woman. “You...what?…”
“I didn't trust you?...would you? ...being me? ...with that crowd? Was I right or was I wrong?”

“Agreed. With that clown...! Wow. So, you're really twenty two?”

“Do you have 'conditioner'?”

“For…?”
“Hair.”
“I'm sure. Somewhere in there.’
“Show me.”
“It 's a small bath. You shouldn't have trouble.”
“Oh, yes. Yes, I should. It's exactly what I need.”


Simply put...we did the deed. It plainly…memorably…has conditioned me.



Prologue –

...the moral being? 

Butch and Ruth Ann, married, with seven off-spring…awaiting eight. So, who are we...to question Fate?

To this day, I get their Christmas cards, and they never fail to thank me.

Deirdre married some oil guy...lives and thrives in Dubai.

Me? I’m still a happily-single-sorta-guy. 

 
 
V

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Waning Gibbous



Waning Gibbous Moon and The Moon Phases.  

   The waning gibbous moon happens when the moon is between a 90 and 135 degree angle with respect to the Earth and Sun. So we are seeing more than half of the moon illuminated and less than half in shadow.


Waynan Gibbous read it,  but not believing. But, damned if it weren't right there, in writing, and the reality struck him like a 200 mph fastball. Chin music, that he didn't see coming, 

 

        Mama...?

I must say, that sounded fast.

      You didn't see it?

Not for a second, Son.

       Nor did I.

I'm sorry.

      For what, Doc? I feel fine.

That's fleeting.

     ...dodged a bullet

Define 'dodge'.

        Well, I took it didn't I?

You took a bullet? Why, Yes, you did.

        ..realizing something....

And what's that realization tell you?

            I'm dead?

Just about...hanging by a thread.

            So I got a chance?

Nay. I brought the scissors, Son.

            'Nay' as in 'no' ?

I'm poised...

        For?

...your last breath.

        Hahaha...well then fuck you, I ain't takin it!

I got all night,

        Did you bring 'snacks'?

I'd appreciate some urgency. I've got an excellent scotch awaiting...

        'Awaiting', is it? Well, then, it's a got to 'await' !

I'd rather not...

        You're a twat.

Do you really want to go out a 'vulgar bastard'?

        Who says I'm going anywhere?

I'm here to tell you, son ...

                                            ( SFX: scissors - Snip)

 

 

V