ALL SHARKY

What do you mean Tangerine?

What the fuck is tangerine?

Like no suit I ever seen.

You don’t go believing

you’ll be seeing that on me!

What else you got?

Butternut?!

What the fuck is ‘butternut’?

What?!

Looks like shit!

Look at this gut, see this butt?…

you want all this wrapped up in butternut?

Come on…

What happened to Blue?

Or brown?

Or Gray?

Or suede?

Hey, got something in Silver?

...all shimmy and shiny?
Can’t beat them girls away!

How ‘bout something Sharky and smart

You know man,

look cool,

look cut

lookin' razor sharp

If you want the job

got to look the part

play the role

swim on in

all silent

all trim…

new shark in the pool

they go…oooo, that’s him…

chickens want to play

with a man 
Attired  
a certain way

what you laughing at?

Why are you laughing at all?

Hell, if I leave it up to you

I’m a fucking butter-ball

Or some sherbet cone,
melting in the corner,
Leavin' all-alone

Won't be the joke

to be remembered
way down the road,

Not the way
I want to be known…

What?

Seriously? Now you just being mean.       

What the fuck is wintergreen?!

Fuck Springtime.

I want a Suit I can have a little fun in

You just think you being funny

Got me going around

like some big pink bunny.

And I thought you were my friend.

Checkers?

Yeah, I like checkers….