BINGO BANGO

Hello. Welcome. I enjoyed your meal hopefully…

Uh, yes. Thank you. MY meal was excellent. I enjoyed it very much. Everything…perfect. Really…

You know! In my country it is customary to fuck d’chef!

What?

It’s just a tradition. A family thing. We all do this.

You ‘fuck’ the chef?! … c’mon…

My Mother was a big fucker!

STOP!…stop, stop, stop, stop, stop…..

Jean - Louie.

( shon - lou – WEE )

I see. Well, Shon-Lou-WEE ! ...we are having a problem with our communication, or so it it would seem.

I am enjoying our communication very much.

Let’s get back to….uh… 'doing’ your mother….

MMMMMWaahhh!!!  Big on the lips!

Ah, ...PUCKER!!!

Pucker? My Mother Pucker?!

 KISS!!! You KISS your Mother…she kisses you!

Are you sure of this…? I find it disturbing.

Okay, let me help here with the definition, because it will be important.

I do not know the right thing? Damn me anyhow. How bad did I kiss up?

Good. You got it. Here’s the issue and I think, the confusion… Look…. “KISS”…. (point) LIPS!…”PUCKER”…LIPS!….get it?  Now say that.

KISS LIPS PUCKER LIPS. Yes.

KISSLIPSPUCKERLIPS….but….”Fucker?”- HIPS!!

Oh, wow! You have svelt pervis!

Swell Pelvis? Are you trying to tell me I have a nice ass?

Crack-pipe, I puckered up big time. Turn around, I check out your pancakes.

No. Let’s get back to what you did to your Mother in the kitchen…

I pucker her.

Close.

I kiss her ...?

Got it.

No pervis thrust…?

None.

Got it.

Then what about you?

Oh. What about me?

You pervis, personally?

Do I…?  I have. Yes.

So we puck?

You don’t make It easy…

If you want I don’t take it easy, okay…

You DO take it easy! …and if you do…I guess you might have a shot at that, too.

BANGO!

…Bingo.

BANGO-BINGO!

Bingo Bango.

Now we have communication.

Wait up. First...how do you thank the chef in your country?

We KISS the chef?

Okay, good. We can start there.

Excellent.

(kiss.......)

..........mmm. Tell me you weren't playing me along this whole time.

Yes. It is true. In my country we play along.