R. Ruth, PHYS THRPY
OLDTREE DOWNS
SENIOR CIRCLE
‘JERK
Tuesday at 3:30 – OLD OAK Room
Dress to strip, or peel...
Loose attire
Loose attire
No Shoes
Membership swells for this occasion. Today there are 18
residents participating, whereas, capacity is typically 14. The energy is high,
the lights are low, the chatter contagious, as they go eagerly about their
business. They’re a bit cramped, but the proximity seems be generating some
energy within the sphere. Let’s listen in, it’s “OPEN FORUM” time :
Do
you understand the principles of a circle jerk?
There
are principles to circular-jerculation?
CIRCLE…JERK…one
individual mingles with the privates of the next while sitting in a somewhat
circular grouping, groping, while manually satisfying the whims of their
neighbor.
Is
this to do with sex?
Yes,
of course.
I’ve
had nothing to do with that for 16 years…18…
I’m
sorry.
Not
to worry. I’ve had visitors and they seemed to be satisfied when they left, but
I feel nothing down under.
What
a harsh cruelty…
Oh,
your world just shifts axis a bit…lacking that glandular gravitational pull,
you just don’t feel ‘centered’…but one eventually finds some balance without,
and it beats watching TV.
Pardon?
I
guess I could go down to the game room for bingo, but this is less strenuous,
and not nearly as boring, besides, I'd rather go down on Benny.
You
pass the time…
From
time to time. Yes.
And
for you it’s simply a state of mind…?
Isn’t
it anyhow?
No.
Actually it’s quite physiologically natural and essential.
Imagine
that. All this time I thought it was voluntary.
If
anything it’s involuntary.
You
mean ‘out of control’?
Exactly.
Is that what that is?!
You
felt the ground move?
There
were some distinct ripples, on rare occasion…I just never…
Ever
a wave?
What?!
Ever
get washed away?
Are
we-we b-back to out-of-control? Wooo…maybe so!
Is that
right?!! Ok!!
Everyone
let’s have a big jerky hand! (… the clean one please) We have A Winner!!!
…and
what a thrilling finish she had!
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