The Details

 

I would not be so crude as to ask you to screw, but if a lewd interlude is what you had in mind, then may I be of service, Madam?

Pardon?

Oh, I think you heard me the first time. But just in case, allow me to repeat…

I don’t… No.

And?

I heard you the first time.

...and?

There is no “…and” in that regard.

I’m afraid you have me confused with someone who takes a refusal, casually. I do not.

Oh, Do.

If by chance you should show me to your boudoir…

Not a chance.

… I will open the Doors Of Passion…

Doors of Passion…?

The Windows of Ecstasy…

You going to clean my house while you’re at it?

I don’t understand?

You got the doors and windows covered, so I just wondered if you do the whole house.

Oh, I can do the whole house, alright!

Hands and knees...

If it pleases you...

Down to the details?

Of course.

The devil is in the details, I hear.

This devil will be in your every-detail, Madam.

Excellent. Take this, and report to my Maid first thing Monday morning. She needs help, she’s injured her hip. She will fill you in on 'the details'. 

V