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Lurid Laundry Laundromat

BINGO BANGO

Hello. Welcome. I enjoyed your meal hopefully…

Uh, yes. Thank you. MY meal was excellent. I enjoyed it very much. Everything…perfect. Really…

You know! In my country it is customary to fuck d’chef!

What?

It’s just a tradition. A family thing. We all do this.

You ‘fuck’ the chef?! … c’mon…

My Mother was a big fucker!

STOP!…stop, stop, stop, stop, stop…..

Jean - Louie.

( shon - lou – WEE )

I see. Well, Shon-Lou-WEE ! ...we are having a problem with our communication, or so it it would seem.

I am enjoying our communication very much.

Let’s get back to….uh… 'doing’ your mother….

MMMMMWaahhh!!!  Big on the lips!

Ah, ...PUCKER!!!

Pucker? My Mother Pucker?!

 KISS!!! You KISS your Mother…she kisses you!

Are you sure of this…? I find it disturbing.

Okay, let me help here with the definition, because it will be important.

I do not know the right thing? Damn me anyhow. How bad did I kiss up?

Good. You got it. Here’s the issue and I think, the confusion… Look…. “KISS”…. (point) LIPS!…”PUCKER”…LIPS!….get it?  Now say that.

KISS LIPS PUCKER LIPS. Yes.

KISSLIPSPUCKERLIPS….but….”Fucker?”- HIPS!!

Oh, wow! You have svelt pervis!

Swell Pelvis? Are you trying to tell me I have a nice ass?

Crack-pipe, I puckered up big time. Turn around, I check out your pancakes.

No. Let’s get back to what you did to your Mother in the kitchen…

I pucker her.

Close.

I kiss her ...?

Got it.

No pervis thrust…?

None.

Got it.

Then what about you?

Oh. What about me?

You pervis, personally?

Do I…?  I have. Yes.

So we puck?

You don’t make It easy…

If you want I don’t take it easy, okay…

You DO take it easy! …and if you do…I guess you might have a shot at that, too.

BANGO!

…Bingo.

BANGO-BINGO!

Bingo Bango.

Now we have communication.

Wait up. First...how do you thank the chef in your country?

We KISS the chef?

Okay, good. We can start there.

Excellent.

(kiss.......)

..........mmm. Tell me you weren't playing me along this whole time.

Yes. It is true. In my country we play along.

I'll Pay Damages

…wait. I think I passed­­ “beyond” 4 Miles ago, and I’m still talking to you.

Yes. I hear you. You’re still here.

So I didn’t pass onto the great beyond?

I doubt you passed much beyond the parking lot.

What?

You weren’t gone that long…

So how did I wake up here?

You walked in the door, like everybody else.

Front door, or back?

Is that important?

It is to me.

Don’t know. Couldn’t tell if I had to…

And I just showed up?

Like you do almost every night, except this time you left and showed up twice.

And you tell me this, why? Am I supposed to be some kind of fucking miracle that is not allowed to show up twice at the same party?

After your first grand exit…the ‘fuck-you-people’ exit….

What?!

You don’t remember people throwing shit? Food? Drinks? Hell, John Higgs threw a stool. We threw him out.

So I wasn’t involved?

Only to the point that you caused the riot in the first place…

But beyond that…?

You were taking a whiz and a walk in the bushes for all I know.

But, surely some time had surpassed…

As time will do…

But not a long time…?

That is relative to the participant…

Meaning?

You were back in well before closing

There was no riot. It was quiet…very…almost…

Dead?

Was going to say ‘Zen’. But...

Zen don't work for a bar

Then why so 'Zen' ?

Because the ones that weren’t about to wait to be arrested, decided not to stay…the others were too busy beating the shit out of each other to notice and were taken away.

Well there you go…their own damn fault for stickin’round.

I believe the cops thought the same...

There were cops?…Lights?   …sirens? All that?

Oh, yeah.

How did I not know this?

We…the police and I…surmised you lay face down in the field, probably passed out.

How?

How? How did we know?

Yes?

The moss, dirt and grass on your face…twigs in your hair…feces on your khakis…

That’s me? Damn, I thought you...

No, that’s you. Notice the place is pretty empty…especially in this vicinity, which is important, because this is the bar…

So I owe money…

Just pay your tab…

Which is greater?

Your tab…

In that case, I’ll pay for damages.

Sweet Awakenings

Zack Sweet met the day differently this morning. He did not shy from the light and pull the blankets up-tight. No, sir! Instead he whipped them back and sat bolt upright! Stared directly into that bright white morning light, raised his arms, and shouted, “Alright!”

There was no hurrah. No band blare. No applause. No fanfare. But there was the blue jay.

He sat for a moment, took it all in, even allowed himself a grin, then plunged headlong !

What brought on this awakening, you ask? Well it wasn’t the rooster’s call, because there wasn’t a rooster within 800 miles, and there was no alarm, because Zachary (odd-Zack…’O-Z’…his nickname)…O=Z did not believe in TIME . But perhaps what happened, is that he finally - Awoke;  awoke from a lifetime of denying himself - A Life.

What had been obscured by his own closed mind, now opened up to allow for sunshine, as if his ‘roller shade’ just snapped up in time, …and was still spinning…whap!whap!whap!whap!…..a window opened in his head and he breathed in air like it was his first breath, and, yes, just as he had way-back-then, he wanted to bawl at the sheer fear of what life had in store. But he held it all in, accepted his new challenge, and rose to meet the day!

He bathed and brushed, and once squeaky clean, he dressed in a spiffy new sweater and stiff new bluejeans. He even remembered to remove the tags this time. He sprang down the stairs, with all the spring the stiff’ish jeans would allow, and he LEAPT over the last three steps!  (For him, a ‘Wow’). Then on the landing, he landed a ‘10’, and slipped on his jacket like some secret agent, and swung open the door!

…. but here’s where it got odd. He’d never done this before. And the thought came to him, or perhaps just a suspicion, that if you set out to seize the day, then perhaps, you best have a mission. But he had no mission, no vision, other than the ‘waking, grinning, cleaning, dressing, bounding, flinging’ part.

There was no striding down the walkway, and certainly no striding in any particular direction.  There was no direction.

So he stood and wondered, now what?

With ‘time’…He became aware that his toes were going numb, then  realized he wore no shoes! He had overlooked shoes entirely.  Damn!

How could I overlook something as basic as shoes?, he asked himself, while denying inside that he had anything to do with it.

His plan was disintegrating before his eyes.

Standing in the cold doorway, a portal to the other world, the outer world, the living world, his backside warm with the heat of the house, while his breath…which he could see rising before his eyes, in the crisp morning air…only moments ago so free…

felt suddenly, Restricted.

Summoning up the courage of his conviction, he decided he had had a pretty decent day’s worth of progress and he would pick it up from there as soon as his shoes arrived. A week, or so…

He closed the door softly, pausing only briefly to admire the blue jay song. Home.

‘Tomorrow’ would have to wait for a pair of size 9 basic-brown leather shoes purchased from the internet, expected to arrive somewhere between seven to ten tomorrows via ‘regular shipping’, and having more ‘time’ than money, he could afford to wait.

 A small setback perhaps, but time well-used to cook up A Plan. Of course cooking-up-anything-at-all was a daily challenge… and ‘A Plan’ was going to be a bigger Deal, indeed.

Initially, he thought it wise to delve into the ‘downside’, and what could possibly go wrong…or right…to derail his plan in returning to Life…or rather…GETTING a Life to begin one.

While Girding for re-birth, He considered the factors:

Weather would be a factor. What would the weather be? He looked it up. It seems his luck was holding and there were at least 6 ... sunny, crisp-but-clear-days forecast for the immediate future. A tinge of regret crossed his mind as he realized weather would offer no substantial excuse for an act of failure. But the tinge soon paled as he resolved that now was no time to accept excuses. But yet, again…Consider:

Traffic!  Traffic is always a problem! Is it not? Traffic will probably be an issue when you go from here to….where?….exactly? And traffic usually runs by time, so at what time would you be attempting to travel? You don’t know, you have no clock – you do not believe in time! If you had a job, would you have to arrive on time? (Absurd, I know.) So, therefore - No jobs. Time rules that Out! Yes, indeed, Time trumps Job. With no job, Traffic immediately becomes an non-issue. Solved. So then what?

Entertainment.  Rather, the ‘seeking out’ of entertainment. Pleasure. Laughter. Participation. Interaction. MINGLING!… Frightening concepts involving Socialization. Involvement. Commitments. Obligations. Ah, yes….there it was …obligations. That’s what he did not need. End of discussion.

Entertainment offered no reasonable reason to escape his abode. Here, he curled up, so comfy and toasty and utterly at home. He could be entertained….I mean, TV and kitty? Hello?… just sitting in his comfy throne, or finding pleasure in his own small yard, without a car, but a bike and the cat, and no need to go very far. Nothing wrong with that! And think of the environmental impact! None whatsoever. O-Z, the Invisible footprint.

The doorbell rang and startled him awake. He had fallen asleep on the sofa, sitting upright, again…just nodding off for a wink, worn out while thinking so hard. A nap is a portion of the rejuvenation time he allows himself each day, often taking a sequence of short ones in the midst of his daily activities, limited as they may be, but keeping him sharp and focused in-between. Brilliant men have been midday nappers. But focused…for what?.. he did not know.

The bell rang again, this time with some persistence. Perhaps his shoes had arrived! Had it been 10 days already? He was cloudy, sensing that wasn’t right – it had been a mere threes naps ago, not even a full day. He rose and shuffled quickly to the entry. Peering out through the hole he saw nothing, but opened the door regardless, and found there a rather stout man glaring up at him. He did not seem to be happy with Zack. In fact, Zack sensed outright annoyance, verging on hostility, emerging from this put-out little fellow.

“What do you want?” Zack asked.

“Get your ass out of the house,” the surly grump growled.

“WHAT?! Are you mad?!”

“No. I am the new owner and I’m kicking you out.”

“Wait a second, Mr. Russell…”

“Mr. Russell, may he rest in peace, passed away yesterday, but left a decree.”
“And this decree involved me?”

“Indeed. It was his wish that once he passed on to the great beyond, that you do the same.”

“Pardon me?!”

“Not that beyond, but beyond this place, into the great world beyond here, before you stagnate and die, like he. That was his last wish and his biggest fear.”

“He feared for me?”

“He felt he enabled you into this disability, and wants me to set you free. He could not bring himself to do so, so that responsibility rests with me.”

“But I have no shoes…some on the way…be a few days.”

“No. No way. Take mine.”

“I take a size nine…”

“I take a ten, but they’ll fit just fine…”

“YOU take a ten?! Oh…Oh, yes, I see…”

“You’re staring at my feet? Do you have an issue with oxfords?”

“Noooo….but, those are some paddles! Hahaha!!!! ...oooommmphhh!! ”

“You making fun of my proportions?”

“You…you…punched me in the b-b-balls…ugh…”

“Couldn’t reach your nose, but if you want to bend over I’ll be happy to accommodate. In fact hold that position and I’ll take care of it right now!”

“NO! Wait! What the hell is going on?”

“Your uncle wanted you out of the house, but couldn’t do it himself, so the task falls to me, his executor.”

“Why wasn’t I the executor?”

“Oh, I’d venture to say, because you won’t leave the goddamn house?”

“I am NOT taking directives from some gnome! …ooooommmmppphhhh……”

“Believe me, short or tall the pain is the same. What say you?”

“Fuck yoooooouuuuuu-ooooooo…..goddam, man, are you crazy?”

“About as crazy as you are lazy, so one of us will have to ‘give’, and by proxy the law is with me, so move yer friggin’ ass out !”

“But how?”

“There’ll be a truck here in the morning.”

“Going where? I have no idea!”

“That, sir…nephew to my best friend, is exactly the problem your Uncle wanted you to have.”

“Fuck…”

“Face life. Move on. Your uncle did. Take a chance.”

“Oh, yeah! So…You and who is gonna make me?!”

“You don’t know Gulliver?”

“Shit.”

The Dead Time Inbetween

"There was news on the horizon. Something called. Something stirred…he expected it, and yet…"

He had only read the first few lines and already he knew that what he thought was gifted in the middle of the night was total-crap in the morning. The opiated opinions of a rewired mind. Read to a rhythm but not a rhyme, for no good reason. Good at the time…shit now.

Flush with ideas, most often flushed, in the swirl of the clouds that form and descend within the cranial shell, itself a porcelain bowl. And from those swirls, form squalls, form torrents, rough seas…

Whose storms stir heaven, while they shake and enrage hell.

Something was different last night. What was it? Something happened. I saw it. Sitting here and looking out the win…

What was that?

There was a sound, a shriek. Short. Sharp. Heard over the jazz, played low in the room in the early morn. Faint. Distant. Probably what drew my attention. I was busy pecking mindlessly on my crapwriter at the time. And probably still am in the present, but then…
I was Ripped from the brink of my brilliance, torn from the throws of my own crappola, my eye went immediately to the scene outside my window, and down to the street below. It was wet with the drizzle that glistened in the air around the streetlights. The lights, the ones that still worked, worked alone tonight. There was no traffic to grace, or pedestrians to guide. It was another empty canyon at a god-forgotten hour and I took comfort in being witness of it. The sweet nocturnal Nothing.

Offshore air blown inland. Marine layer. The whiff of sea. I drifted for a second, and then there he came. Running onto the boulevard. Knife in hand. It caught the light. Glint. 
He stopped halfway, at the center-line, and waited. He turned as if he knew I was watching, but not from which window. Instinctively...stupidly, I dim my desk light to near darkness, while not thinking that the mere shift in luminosity might draw his eye….but, after a few loud heartbeats, it appeared it did not, as he almost took to sniffing the wind like a wolf in search of a scent. 

The fog is starting to billow in over the rooftops. It will fall and consume the city. I call the police.

He lingers still, but shifts demeanor, he takes in a breath and exhales as he shakes his head violently, trying to rattle loose the evil in there. I suspect he was blubbering. I am witnessing a transformation. As if free of his invisible chrysalis, he gathers himself … then strides off casually. Just a man, watch-cap down tight, on his way home from a graveyard shift, hands, and knife, now safely stuffed into jacket pockets, hunched into the mounting mist. Gone.

The police showed up two minutes later and during that time I had to ponder the thought: “What if he did see the light dim low and knew, right then and there, where I live, and would always be, when he decided to come back for me? Could that explain the drastic shift in his persona? Did that thought just strike him as well? 

 "I know where you live..."

The first two cars pulled up and rang my phone from the street below. I quickly told them what I had seen and heard, and in which direction the man had vanished. They left in a burst of screeching rubber, and I felt full of adrenaline and pride, having performed my civic duty.  Then the street was peacefully quiet for a few slow seconds, like the trace of burnt rubber, it all just hung there….but off in the distance I heard the sirens and they came fast and en masse. The view outside the window filled with flashing redness of  a glowing phantom fog and the sound overwhelming, like some disco hell below. 

It was a crime in progress as a woman was slashed in her penthouse loft, right over there, across the park. Madness had erupted. Now in my direction, because I beckoned it. Didn’t I, dammit?

A knock on the door. A pounding. A stern authoritarian voice, to which I open. Surprise. It’s the cops and they are very serious. The lead man steps inside, uninvited, while the others linger in the hall. It is not until that moment that I realize my stash is open and evident right there on my desk. My eyes, see his eyes, see the prize.

“You called. What did you see?” he chose to conduct more pressing business first. He, too, knew, I wasn’t going anywhere. Not now.

“…yes, I contacted you. I don’t know much but what I saw…”

“Please, time is of the essence. We are in pursuit.”

“Yes. Okay. I was sitting here writing. He was there. He was male and dressed in dark clothes. Pants. Jacket. Watch cap.”

Skin?

“Can’t say.”

“Guess?”

“No. I couldn’t. Nor do I think I would. It would be conjecture.”

“So, could you at least rule out, say…a very dark skinned black man?

“Yes, I suppose. But a lighter skinned black man, white man, Hispanic or whatever, I could not tell. I don’t want to have this conversation. It could have been a dark skinned black man for all I know. And come to think of it, knowing the way things are…it could have been a woman.”

“You really think so?’

“No.”

“Back on track. Shoes? Running shoes? Boots? What...? ”

“I couldn’t see, but they sounded heavy when he ran. I had turned off the turntable…and yes, boots…heavy boots.”

“Anything else?”

“Wait…. ‘Jingles’. Like a chain. Something jingled.”

“Like spurs in the old westerns?”

“No. But good connection. More like ‘chain links’…not too heavy.

“You could hear that from here?’

“I thought I could. I like an open window at night. Cleaner air. Could be mistaken…or overlapping sound from here in the building someplace. Someone down the hall going for their keys, maybe.”

“Okay, I might buy that, but quite a coincidence in synchronicity wouldn’t you say?”

“Why…I guess. But flukes happen, and I have a pretty good eye and ear for details. The way people talk, body language…”

“I get it. The author. Details. Sometimes there is confusion in the moment, you know? It becomes personal. There is a terror factor…not to mention the medication. That is prescription I presume?”

“Yeah, but don’t ask for my ‘letter’ right now. I’m pretty shook…but, I wasn’t terrified at first...what I saw, I saw, but now…shit...”

“Residual shock. Play it back, what you saw...”

“My mind was just wandering, but as it did play out, I immediately focused on the moment. It was like theater – one man running onto a barren stage..”

The cop grew impatient. “Don’t get artsy-fartsy on me. Tell me what else, or is that “It” ?

“It.”

“You saw a dark guy – a silhouette, perhaps, because you saw no detail, but you did hear boots and possible jingling…chains.”

“And the knife.”

“Come again? It was visible?”

“It shined. Light flashed off it – it’s wet out there…he was under the street light.”

“You sure? It’s pretty foggy.”

“No. This just rolled in. He could have been holding a fork, but it was shiny and he held it as one would hold a knife. Maybe an eight-inch blade from what I could see. And I can only say that much with semi-certainty.”

“I understand.”

This whole time a second cop was outside my open doorway leaning against the frame and relaying pertinent facts as they came from my lips.  The knife seemed to get his interest as he relayed the information.

“Have someone out in the middle of the street – on the center line around the street light. The one that works…”

The two repeatedly glanced at each other, reading each other’s secret “partner speak”, no doubt. I could care less what they thought and I had no interest in trying to interpret. I wanted them to leave.

“Can I go back to work?”

“Work.” Again he let me know what he was looking at.

“I’m a writer…”

“Aren’t we all. I have a book inside me.”

“Me too” chimed his partner

“You seen the money that one cop made writing books?”

“Yeah. The Times guy, too. So, writer, flesh out your story…” the first cop says, his attention back on me.

“What? I have told you everything I can. You want me to make something up? I thought you were in hot pursuit!”

There are those in hot pursuit and those of us that are required to follow up on the leads and details. YOU are the only lead, so you have our full attention. YOU know the details…so, give whatever you got. Are you stoned right now?

Semi. But it changes nothing. I saw what I saw and I described it to you accurately. I think that’s all I could possibly do in this…”

I was looking for some clarity.

As clear as I can be.

“That seems to be the point,” he says while perusing my pot card, extracted illegally from my wallet. ( I’ll have to report this to the authorities…my rights violated...yeah, right.)

“You ever been caught off guard?” I ask him.

“Every other day,” he says.

“We should talk about that sometime. Stories to be told. I was caught off guard. What's that like for you? When do you ever let your guard down? Sometimes things just jump into your headlights and you kill the fucking deer. Nobodies fault, it was a freak…”

“ Okay, okay…you need to put that shit on paper, and just give me the venison without the fat.

“I could use that line…”

"So, this guy in the street, was he freaky, sneaky, defiant, …what?”

“Bravado.”

On cue a natty man steps smartly past the detective, into my room. The first cop says “Yeah. So, this is Sgt. George Thacker. He will take your statement. We will leave you alone. A patrolman will bear witness. My card – my partner's card.”

“Bear witness to what?” I accept the cards, read, and acknowledged the ‘silent’ partner. “Al.” 

He nods. They part.
"Simply bear witness to your statement. Should I read you your rights?"
"Am I under arrest?"
"No. I just want you to feel comfortable, and free to talk. Relaxed."

“Make you a sandwich, Sergeant?” I ask Thatcher, trying to get things back to casual again, by being Cordial.

"No, but thank you. You always work all night?"

"Usually. It’s quiet…"

“Except for tonight,” he sounded ‘almost’ sympathetic.

“A salami plate…some pecorino?” I offered.

“Now that might do. What time we got? 4:30? Almost breakfast. I might nibble. We’ve got to get your statement down.”

“Come sit in the kitchen. We can talk. Officer?...join us?” 
The patrolman declined and stood guard as we noshed. Over the quickly organized platter of cured meat, cheese, pepperocini, and some broken rye crackers, I told him the same story over again because that’s the only story I had. We ate, shared some wine. Very civil. I respect the guy, and he was probably trying to respect me. He thanked me and they left.

I turned on the radio and the news quickly got to a mid city murder. 

A woman in her thirties was slashed in the landing of her fourth floor loft tonight. Police are working on leads…(that would be me.)… and have a suspect in mind. (Based on my description? …highly Unlikely.) The victim, a business executive with Hinds-Peglar, was apparently accosted while exiting her fashionable high-rise loft. She was dressed in sleep attire and police do not think she was leaving the building, but may have been tricked into leaving the security of her apartment by the unknown perpetrator. Police suspect the intruder gained access through the roof somehow, perhaps down a utility shaft, but that is speculation at the moment, as information is still coming forth. As you can hear, helicopters are attempting to light up the park and buildings, just trying to pierce this pea-soup fog, in order to provide both ground and rooftop teams with some visibility. They are also well equipped with night vision…if they can penetrate the gloom...here comes another, flying over head, you can hear...

Listening to her narrative track behind me, I watched them hovering low outside the window. Circling, beaming, roaring, valkyries. They would swing wide into the bank, around, and then back, directly over head, as I was well within their arch. And that’s when It started to settle in...the paranoia. He'd gone uncaught.

The news remained sketchy for the entire day. Police were looking for possible connections to the victim.

                
                    “Who Killed Jilly Meyerson?” 

No breakthroughs on Day One. 
The news biz was in a frenzy, and crawled the neighborhood. On Day Two a reporter stopped me in the street on my way for coffee and asked me my feelings “As a neighbor…?”

Giving it my best blank-sad expression, I told him I didn’t know anything specific but “…from what I gather she was a good person and it was tragic. In any neighborhood this is tragic.”

Sound bite on that. The truth is, people die every damn day and much of it is random. There is not a lot of order you can put to it.

Within two days, I was forced to duck for cover. Someone from 'the inside' leaked the story and the fact that there was an eyewitness, someone who could identify a man with a knife, and it hit the airwaves.  Once I heard, I knew his search would turn on me. Find the witness! No mention of the fact that the witness saw essentially nothing. Didn’t matter. 

I wondered if the cops were playing me as bait. Covering their bet...and the pot could be a problem… my fears play out and I visualize the wolf seeing the light dim. He knew my window. The cops were stoking the logs and starting to turn the spit. I was their pig…round, and round, and round…

Just a matter of time.

I called an old girlfriend, Rosey, for solace. Rosey liked me okay, and I still like her okay, but the best thing between us was betting football, booze and Vegas. We were mutually enabling alcoholic pigskin junkies. It also was quite evident that we needed that juice to flow, in order for our juices to flow, and once that first football season was over, our reason seemed over, as well. But for five months, it was one hell of a Season.
  

Even as our tepid attempt to endure a 'typical' romance during the dead time inbetween the playoffs and basketball's “bracket season”, we came up barren without the rush. No juice was flowing. Yet, toiling and tilling our less-than-fertile emotional plot  did establish a painful trust between us. 

“If you ever have a need, or just need a good reason…” she had said, and if ever there was one, there was now reason enough to take her up. As I stuffed my bag, it sounded better the whole time, and I quickly realized the 'pre-season' was right around the corner.

Eel Takes The Risk

The Eel slithered down South Street, all replete in his downtown attire. It had been another heat wave day and everyone lay low, but come night, temperatures drop, and time to get out, let go. The clubs would be jumping tonight.

 Tanya wanted to blow off some steam, and the Eel hoped that meant what it usually means, which means, Tanya gets wild. You see, Tanya was a real machine, cranking away all night long, ridin', scratchin', bitin’, shreikin', punchin’, screamin' ... going at least ten rounds just to start feelin’ herself 'complete'. This suited the Eel just fine. Bought himself an extra pint, and hoped it might be needed. 

Tanya's daddy, now he was a different story, cruising South' in his El Dorado Caddy, and he always had The Boys. Eel knew the boys and that was cool, but Daddy had no idea what His baby was up to. 'Course if he knew about Eel, his eely skin would be due to hang on Daddy’s wall. Old bro’s or not, the boys would see it got done. On top of that, you better believe, it's damn difficult being discrete on South Street. No matter how dark the place might be, eyes see...Lips flap, word gets back, so Eel had good reason to 'pack'.

They met up at Blue Mood, the side room off the main, small table for two, still crowded just the same, but not visible from the front door, with a fire exit for quick retreat.

But damned if Tanya didn’t let it drop, and the back door got mysteriously locked. The Eel's on the spot...shots rung, some run, most drop. No one calls the cops until the joint is clear. Two down at a table nearby, but somehow Tanya and the Eel manage escape, which is how he got his name in the first place. By the time the coroner leaves the scene, Tanya, the freak that she be, is so high on the energy, she and Eel are already on round three, and he’s wondering if Florida might be a safer place to be.